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One hundred billion dollars
That’s what Goldman Sachs is going to pay for all your holiday snaps, baby photos , emails and messages you have sent to your friends and family for the last 5 years. If you haven’t read your FB terms and conditions specifically the privacy statement(or lack of it) let me summarise for you. You are a fuken idiot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3hu3iG8B2g

The world is rioting against corporate greed and then facebooking themselves when they get home. Effectively selling the most valuable commodity on earth to the corporate monster for FREE. All your personal information is currently getting transferred to the Dow Jones. I must admit all this information is available on things like your phone, email, tax records, bank statements etc, but it is governed by privacy legislation protecting it that is so draconian it cripples most legitimate businesses profitability. Hence the value in free information of earth’s population owned by Zuckerberg that all you social media morons happily add to every 5 minutes when you take a crap.

One hundred billion dollars!

I would just like to emphasize how fuken stupid you FB idiots actually are. In case I forget to later. If I was the dumbest guy in the retard class at the worst school I would still be deleting my personal information and deactivating my FB account, and shorting the stock on the float

Now the Goldman Sachs has been quite a successful trader for a number of years now so it’s not surprising they have seen a goldmine here. Recently there’s been plenty of tents pitched outside head office protesting how much they have profited in a  time of global crisis and rightly so. But why should Goldstein stop banking heathen cash when it’s been thrown at him like sardines to flipper? He’s done it successfully for 2000 years, he gets some bad press but how can you blame him. At the end of the day, as long as there’s an atheist mongoloid willing to part with his hard earned cash there will be a Yiddish man of the cloth willing to take it.

The thing is you would at least want to get some form of return, or at least a bag of crack for what you are handing over. How much do you think the corporate monster values an extensive and HIGHLY personal database of the world’s population. 100 Billion DOLLARS …

I’m gonna short facebook as soon as it floats, it will dotcom crash faster than Lastminute. In fact I think you could set up a FB page to sell facebook shares on facebook below the float and still make money. Glad I don’t have photos of my child uploaded on the Goldman’s Sachs mainframe. He’s gonna sell them to Satans little helper for a handsome return, he has to.... He just paid 100 billion dollars for facebook.

STATUS UPDATE “I just got my pants pulled down and spanked, buying FB shares ..”

Idiots