Release the beagle
It’s always nice to imagine being pooch but there are limitations. You are strictly a cash operation, there will be no easy outs with credy cards and wot not because you have no fucking hands. To be fair you can run like that for a while but you will get found out pretty quick. So it just depends on how you want it to go down. The tail is something of a gods end. You may be quietly amused but not overly, so a facial expression is not quite warranted. However, a little tap on the carpet with your tail (dub dub) can suffice but if the banter doesn’t warrant further attention you can just close your eyes. You are already lying down so what are they gonna say...you need 22 hours a day and everybody knows this.
Why do land agents get 4% of the deal. They are parking wardens with a leased beamer and a shoe collection on lay bye. Do they really think we are looking at the car payments outside or how they look walking up the hallway of the house your about to take 30yrs to pay off.
FUCK OFF
If i had the choice of waking up next to a land agent or a parking warden i would definitely go warden. Which is a risky bizniss for a hetero sexual (3some curious if its 2 chix) dude because u just don’t see too many lady parking wardens. Maybe that’s why most land agents are chix. What dude in his right mind would aspire to be a land agent. Obviously there are many men that have paid many a marker from the proceeds of selling a hotel on park lane, but seriously it’s a part time gig isn’t it? If you make your rent buy taking a cut off someone else’s rent then how do you get up in the morning and smile. You think those filthy land agents are fucking on your couch in the month of marketing your property? Of Course theY are. Does anyone even know a land agent aside from the month every 5 years that you pay them a gorilla an hour to find a buyer or seller.
When you are ready to go so is 4legs, he is impartial and has no expectations but hes dam keen. Or not... happy to sleep for a while aswell, maybe a movie and a biscuit, either way hes happy. All puppies are happy, and all those that have puppies are happy. Cats suck. Why do the K9 constabulary want to chop off my balls! I’m not sure if it’s a dick thing or a ball thing or a chick thing but the annual hound tax is eighty per cent less if the manhood is removed. I prefer with stones. Imagine if 2 legs got an 80 percent tax break for adhering to the eunuch(pronounced yu nick) tax code. 3somes would be the norm .. that’s the world i want to reside on. I love three sums but i am more of a numbers man.
If I was gonna get 20 gorillas for shagging on some staged furniture in a crib I can’t afford until next moon I would mosdef be putting in more effort. In what world do you have to chase some wood duck to give him/her the juice on your biggest life cheque and then he/she forgets who you are the next time you see him/her. Whoops that’s right I forget, you never see him/her again because they are social re taaards that only mingle amongst their own kind. Kind of like the sopranos only way less cool and way easier to bash the fuck out of. Don’t even get me started on the rental retards. Imagine how popular a polar bear would be with the south pole locals and your getting close to a rental retard at a disco. What the fuck is a letting fee for you margin monkey, get a job.
Sit boo boo
Sit
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